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teacher: okay class does anybody know who the real monsters are
kid named scooby doo:
sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done
honestly so glad this one is gaining traction. just saw it in my notifications and went "MAN ALRIGHT" to text yet another person i have been genuinely wanting to text back for days
lets test this out: everyone be nice to trans folk and if you see someone who is trans you have to give them $5
I feel so bad for Laura Palmer that the two guys in charge of solving her murder are too busy having sex with each other and eating donuts.
that is true of every victim of every crime in these united states
the amount of cisgender men walking around with pee pee hands on a daily basis is mind-boggling. Stop. Stop it. You can't do this. when i'm going to the bathroom at my job i see so many people walking out without washing their hands. enough is enough. Stop pee pee hands now